I'm sure everyone has read "Green Eggs and Ham" at some point in their life.

What would Dr. Seuss write about Obamacare?

Washington Times columnist Martin Bodek gives it his best shot. Here's how the column starts:

I am Bam

Bam I am

That Bam-I-am!

That Bam-I-am!

I do not like that Bam-I-am!

Do you like my health care plan?

I do not like it, Bam-I-am.

BODEK: Mean regs and scam - Washington Times